Captain Obvious has just about had it with this election year. He knows what it takes to get the job done, and he is not here for any grandstanding, any schmoozing, and silliness. OH NO! Captain Obvious takes this job quite seriously, which makes him the perfect candidate to run for President. He’s donning his best workout gear, his best sweatband, his best activity tracker, and his shoelaces are double-knotted. There will be no tripping during this race, believe it.
Captain Obvious is, quite obviously, in great shape for this run. From city to city, and state to state, Captain Obvious will run and give it his all. Captain Obvious fuels his run for President by the cheers and jubilation of his fans cheering him on. Captain Obvious considers his presidential race much like Forrest Gump’s need to run the country coast-to-coast (except for the long beard, Captain Obvious doesn’t want that).
When Captain Obvious feels tired, he’ll rest his head at a hotel he’s discovered through Hotels.com. Captain Obvious looooves Hotels.com, and Hotels.com thinks the feeling is quite mutual. Hotels.com is supporting Captain Obvious during his race because they believe in simplicity as much as he does. They also believe he’ll need a place to sleep at night. They’ve also kindly offered Captain Obvious running shoes, socks, shorts, and everything else he needs for this run.
Captain Obvious is running for President.. the only way he knows how.. by physically running. Want to follow Captain Obvious’ run? Visit the Captain Obvious Runs for President site, where you can watch what states he’s run through, grab some merchandise, and share your thoughts using the hashtag #ObviousPresident. Also, visit Captain Obvious’ twitter page where you can keep up with his Presidential race as well as enjoy a daily laugh.
